Gimmick Rallye Slogans
Rallye: the longest distance between two points
Giving out Bad Directions since 1981
All the fun of driving around lost, only with deliberately bad directions.
When in doubt, don't bother with these directions
Finding the perspiration in transportation
Putting the fun in dysfunctional
The cluefull leading the clueless
Where turning right may not mean just that
Where you're just a marker away from a wrong turn
When you can't do it right, do it left
Using what's R in our L brain and what's L of our R brain
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, the furthest distance is a car rallye.
Car rallyes, legal grounds for divorce in 49 states.
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